How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say…. BINGO!
The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it’s a friend, stop work and chat. If it’s the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. If it’s handwritten, type it. if it’s typed,
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.According
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, “Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can’t drive.”
Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds – now he owes fifty-five million.
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at their age, the old man said,”Well, we heard on TV that people should be tested after annual sex!”
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The parents decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant, and sure enough, nine months later she delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father