A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adultvideo.She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while,selects a title that sounds very stimulating.She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.142. Q: Why did they stop doing the “WAVE” at BYU? A: Too many blondes were drowning.143. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs? A: Because
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|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait fora snow plow and follow it.”Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. Shefollowed the plow
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper162. Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.163. Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So