101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she’s pregnant.102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And you thought blondes were dumb.103. Q: What will she ask you? A: “Is it mine?”104. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.3. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need topurchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.The brunette balances their checkbook, then
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo.122. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One’s a bunch a cunning runts …123 Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that damn machine
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy Macintoshes It Bit Me It Built Microsoft It’s Better Manually I’ve Been Mislead I’ve Been Mugged WINDOWS Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed When I Need Data Output Without Speed While Idle, Needs DX or