A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. “I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.” Me, too” said the second. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.”They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate ’til
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for the raisingof $5,000,000.00 for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the Hall of Famein Washington, D.C.This committee was in a quandary as to where to place
Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You’re too late – it’s already been done.
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phone company was again contacted and told that there was no
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in my daughter’s room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes.”He paused. “I didn’t even know she smoked!”The second drunk said… “I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, “Would you repeat that?” “Not if I can help it,” replied the woman.