|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. ‘I’m fine, ‘
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points.If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast.One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – – – -“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY”:You’re paid under $6 an hour; we’ll be bankrupt in a year.- – – – -“AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY”:There’s no chance in hell we’ll be the next Microsoft.- – – – -“PROFIT-SHARING PLAN”:Once it’s
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt, pepper and ketchup. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. The mosquitoes have landing lights. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.