Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would’ve done it.
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: “I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man’s leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he’s recovered fully he does the work of five
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. “Private,” the officer said, “I’m recommending
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign”This is a great day for France!”–Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle’s funeral”Now, like, I’m President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House