|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner! Why didn’t the dog want to play football?It was a boxer! What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The champire! Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?Paul
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, burstinginto tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”Confused, the father asked what was wrong.”Oh dad,” the boy sobbed, “when I was 6 I got the there’s
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says, “Have you got anything to declare?” He thinks a second and he says, “It’s a nice-a day!”
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn. Ah’d
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can’t see each other using sign language, natch).After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution.
|Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Why’s that?Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him! Why do artists never when they play football?They keep