A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, “You can go home now.”
Doctor, Doctor I’m becoming invisible. Yes I can see you’re not all there!
Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The “party” is escorted to a table and given a menu.When time to order the sheik orders for himself and
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heardthat flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with yourfellow passenger.”Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and saidto
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say…. BINGO!
Doctor, Doctor I’ve just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!