THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7. You don’t have to compliment the person
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?To trip up the ants!What
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill hope:1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is.2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a frog What’s wrong with that I think I’m going to croak
Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.” Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream,
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors’