The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 – Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI – Roman numeral of the Beast666.0000 – Number of the High Precision Beast0.666 – Number of the Millibeast/ 666 – Beast Common Denominator666
Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o’clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don’t blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn’t think,much of it myself.
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, “That’s it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and
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Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to America Online. I’ve heard it is thebest online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I’d betterhold onto it in case they don’t ever send me anther one! I can’t connect.I don’t know