A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, “What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there.”The prostitute snapped back, “What do you want to do, knit or fuck?”
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An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. “Well, sir,” replied the villager, “we ain’t got one now. He died last week.”
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn’t touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.Bartender: “Hey pal, is something wrong?”The Guy: “Yeah, I’m really depressed”Bartender: “Why, what’s the matter?”The Guy:
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