1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, Put it down.3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000”
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, “I have just one question for you. Where were
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. “What are those for?” she asked suspiciously. “I’m a juggler,” the man replied. “I use those in my act.” The officer wanting to be sure
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to write a new book about the scandal. Working title: “All the President’s Women.”
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.”You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant.”No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.