Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run things a bit differently nowadays, you get to pick your own personal hell.Man: That’s not so bad, whatcha got?Devil: Well, I’m going to open a series of doors, look inside,
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There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.” “Well, if it’s just because of them, I’d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone.”
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.The redneck looks quizzically at the dash board and says, “What arethose thangs?” The driver says, “Those are golf tees”.The redneck asks, “What those are for?” The driver says