Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off.
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!””Why shouldn’t I?” he said.I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!””Like what?””Well … are you religious or atheist?””Religious.””Me too!
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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum.”It’s actually a logical extension of
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so
Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!