Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says, ‘you can’t run Windows 95 on yourold, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with aminimum of 16 megs of memory in order to multitask effectively with Windows 95.’But Abraham, the
At dinner, Seth said to his father, “Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it’s all your fault.” “How’s that?” asked the master of the house. “Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?” “Yeah, I remember.” “Well, ‘a helluva lot’ ain’t the right answer.”
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breastsI can get where I want to – north, south, east or westI don’t get wasted after only 2 beersand when
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?’I see bacon’s going up’!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?A swine gut!Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground?To get to the
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks tothe internet, we know this is not true.