A man calls the fire department and says, “Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.” “Very nice,” the firefighter says, “but what does that have to do with the
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side.So… the one flies over and the other one swims through-which onegets to the worm first?The one who swam, of course, because “Da oily boid gets da
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basin!What fish only swims at night?A starfish!How do
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It’s so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found outfrom you that it’s good for removing toilet stains and rusting thearse out
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: “You can’t park anywhere near this place!”
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!