During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed a baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then turned around and
A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. “This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well.”
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four – three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll just have the eggs benedict.” His order comes a while later and it’s served on a huge fancy chrome plate.He asks the waiter, “What’s with
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Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, “Gee, you’re dumb, Mom. You don’t know anything.” “Now, son,” scolded Bentley, “you musn’t be picky about your mother’s little faults.”