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On the way

On the way to
preschool, the doctor had
left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her
little girl picked it
up and began playing with it.
‘Be still, my heart,’ thought my
friend, ‘my daughter wants to
follow in my footsteps!’ Then the
child spoke to the instrument: “Welcome
to McDonald’s. May I take your
order?”

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