Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in
a rowboat on a lake fishing.
Suddenly the spray from a motorboat
racing by flooded their boat.
“How we gonna get the water out?” asked
Mayne. “Easy,” said
Willard. “We just bore a hole in the bottom of
the boat and let the water
drain out.” The men drilled a hole in
the bottom, and more water started
rushing in. “Wait a minute!”
exclaimed Mayne. “We need another hole
so’s the water comin’ in
through the first one has a place to go back
into the lake!”