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To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error. Janet Coleman The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. Andy Rooney The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. George Carlin If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door. — Paul Beatty In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out. Joey Adams

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