Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham
at a Tus-caloosa
ballroom.

They danced every dance
together. When the evening was over, he asked
if he could see her next time
he was in town.

“Yes,” replied Patricia Ann shyly.

The
young man hurriedly took out his pad and pencil and asked,
“What’s
your number?”

“CApitol 4-6173.”

After a long
embarrassed pause, Duayne asked, “How do yew make a
capital 4?”