This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the police to my house right away! There’s a damn Democraton my front porch and he’s playing with himself.””What?” the operator exclaimed. “I said there is a damn Democrat on myfront porch playing with himself and he’s weird; I don’t know him andI’m afraid! Please send the police!” the little old lady repeated.”Well, now, how do you know he’s a Democrat?””Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he’d be screwingsomebody!”