How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
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How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one…”What was that?”, the other two ask, curiously.”Calcium tablet.
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute vaginitis.”She says “Thank you.”
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lampwashing up onshore.She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As aconsolation, the
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 He can chew breakfast