How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with “A man one told me ….”
Category: Women Jokes
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women’s husband’s funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insurance, and the widow answered her. “Well, he had $10,000 in life insurance, but it is all gone.” “All gone?”, the
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must