One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
Category: Women Jokes
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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty blocks. Then he found outit was his grandmother.
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning a littlerude and crass. Soon the women were getting louder andthey were arguing about how wide their snatches were.(This happens all the time.) The first woman got up on the bar, lifted her
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, “Depends on what’s in it for me.”