Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.7) ?Fat? clothes.6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.5) The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell.4) Cutting your bangs to make them grow.3) Eyelash curlers.2)

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At last they’re finally

THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open wide.”THE HAIR DRESSER because he says “Do you want them teased or blown?”THE MILKMAN because he says “Do you want it in the back or in the front?”THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says “Once it’s in

One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach the step. Thinking it

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home.The man comes