How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
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Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.”His buddy said, “I have an idea, why don’t you make up
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A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I’m getting a little
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i took her home my father doesn’t like her!?!!
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits