In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Category: Women Jokes
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My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?” – I said, “Dust!”
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by up to 90%. – It’s called wedding cake.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months! – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.