“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.” The clerk gestures with his finger. “Can you come this way?” “If I could come that way,” the woman says, “I wouldn’t need the batteries.”
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Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down and said to her privates… “I know you haven’t been getting much lately…but I didn’t know you were so worried about it!”
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into a man” then the doctor says, ” Now hold onlittle lady what makes you think that you’re turning into a man?” “Well” said the woman “I’m starting to grow hair on my chest” and thenthe doctor
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The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own firearms. Unfortunately, such exposure can affect one’s self-image. This test is offered in the hopes of putting these false images into a more proper perspective. Please circle your answers to each below: 1. What is the
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have conculsive proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged: RELATIONSHIPS: First, a man does not call a relationshipo a relationship – he