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Category: Women Jokes
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A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by aerobics. It was found, however, to be pretty distracting to guys in the class.
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a hinge.” The clerk says “Do you wanna screw for that hinge?” The woman says, “No, but I’ll blow you for the toaster.”
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to see you on one.
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life. A man
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. “To remove that vibrator,” said the doctor, “I’m going to have to perform a very long and delicate operation.” “I don’t think I can afford that,” said Sally. “Could you just replace the batteries?”