Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.

How do you get milk from a witch’s cat? Steal her saucer.

Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !