A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, “I am a hurricane induced tornado”.
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How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers
How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell
A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air
Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago