Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. “There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?” To which the second skink calmly replied, “Let us spray .”
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A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S’s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why,
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Mama bear to Papa bear: “Well… You might call it hibernating — I call it ‘goofing off’.”