How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.
Category: Vampire jokes
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How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.
Two men were having a drink together. One said, “I’d rather live with a vampire than with my wife.” “Why’s that?” asked the other. “Because she’s always trying to bite my head off,” he replied.
Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.
Why wouldn’t the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.
Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.