Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.
Category: Vampire jokes
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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.
How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.