The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to the street, the seasoned veteransall gathered around to hear the details. She said,”Well, he was a big, muscular and handsome marine.” “Well? What did he want to do?” they all asked. She said, “I told him
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A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, “How the hell do the two of you have sex?”The big guy says, “I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down.”His
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive.””Come on now Mr Peters,” the doctor said, “your sex drives all in your head.””Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little.”
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won’t forget it, cuz sex islike riding a bicycle.I know it’s been a while, but I don’t ever remember pedaling…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the Pill.””I don’t think you need the Pill at your age.””It relaxes me.””But you know the ‘purpose’ of the Pill. It’s not forrelaxing,” exclaimed the physician.”I know,” said Mrs Ogden, “but my daughter dates, and everymorning I
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: “Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you.”