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A name for a penis

A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay bar, but he decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink.” So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, “What’s the name of your penis?” The guy says, “Look,

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DOUBLE VODKA

DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodka.” The barman says “Wow! you must have had one really bad day.” “Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.” The next day the same guy came into

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Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…

Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. “Who is that babe?” one said to the other. “I’d sure like to get her spread out on my sheets.” “No you wouldn’t,” said the other. “She’s hung like a doughnut.”

Coming out

A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to “come out of the closet.” His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was busying herself stirring

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First illegal, then legal, then…

A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & askswhat he’s doing. “I’m leaving !” he replies. “They justmade homosexuality legal.””So why leave now ?” queries his roomie. “Gays havebeen part of the scene here for years and years.””Yeah, I know.”

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Gay banter

More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they starteddiscussing them.The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owneda factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave hisbest friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.The

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