THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED.THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH THE ASHES.THE FIRST BOYFRIEND SAID I AM GOING TO SKY DIVE AND SPREAD HIS ASHES IN THE SKY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE LIKED.
Category: Science
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender “Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay guy over there”About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, “Give everyonea drink except that gay guy over there”The gay guy asks the
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractiveyoung man named Johnny who he talks to all evening.When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him overto his place.They get in Johnny’s car, a pink stretch
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying “I know, let’s play swords!””Play swords?” asked the other. “How?” “Simple. Whip it out, smackit till it’s hard, and we both whack’em together like swords.”So they did, and they were running up
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmerappears. “Excuse me sir, but my car broke down about a mile downthe road, and I was wondering if you had a place I could stay,just until morning, and
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying”Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage.I Had A Miscarriage.” He runs into the woods to see what is going on.