Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America’s best and brightest to the Nation’s Capitol to help the “Head Man” do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might be asking yourself,
Category: Politics
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THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People of America….I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong. Which is not news, folks, because if you think Monica Lewinsky was the only skin flute player in my orchestra, you haven’t been paying attention.
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the most beautiful person in the world,” proclaimed Sleeping Beauty.”No, you’re not,” answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb.”I am the smallest person in the world,” shouted Tom Thumb.”No, you’re not,” said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan.”I’ve had
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the police to my house right away! There’s a damn Democraton my front porch and he’s playing with himself.””What?” the operator exclaimed. “I said there is a damn Democrat on myfront porch playing with himself and he’s
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000”
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to write a new book about the scandal. Working title: “All the President’s Women.”
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?