Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Q: What’s a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to

Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, “I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and say, ‘Vote Democratic.’” His opponent said, “I have a better scheme,

Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.