Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I’m against it.” “But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: “What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister asked. “Try to fix it if it’s big; ignore it if it’s insignificant,” replied the lawyer. “What do you do?” lawyer asked. “Oh, more or less the
QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.
QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war… I’ll hide from you too!
Once a madman said, “Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, “Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan.”