Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order.”I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggie.”I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggie.”I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggie.The drinks are brought out
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There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line. The first little baby says, “Ugh, look at this – my mom just bought strained plums!” The second baby says, “You think that’s bad – my mom just bought strained peas!”
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”A German doctor said “That’s nothing! In Germany, we can take a
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any from her husband. So he gives her some pills and says ?they are experimental pills, put two into his coffee and see what happens?. So she does and the next morning come back and says “the
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a cop starts to chase them. They rush off and crash into the side of a barn, they immediately jump out of the car and hide under potatoe sacks. The cop runs in after them, and the
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A Cap In Your Ass” 8. “Bitch-Slapping Miss Daisy” 7. “How Stella Got Her Groove Back 2: Whoopi Goldberg’s Bikini Wax” Oh, for God’s sake. I’m sorry we had to print that one.6. “Peyote Ugly” 5. “Circumcision:
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her “you have the nicest breasts”. She says