Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to God’s kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was:”Don’t.” “Don’t what?” Adam replied. “Don’t eat the
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Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great friends. During college, they had a great time. Anything that was going on, they were always right in the middle of it. When they graduated, however, they each went their own separate way.Two or three years
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What part of your body gets to heaven first?”Three students raise their hand, Jenny, Jim, and little Johnny in the back. The teacher thinks to herself, “I dont want to call on Johnny cause he will say
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes.2. CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who is your favorite music composer?”The second chicken responds “bach, bach, bach!”
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see