There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but
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Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren’t ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be.””Great!” said the first guy, “I want to be an eagle soaring above
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the Act.Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, “Oh boy! Horsie ride! Daddy can
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal.”Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for ranch hands.Two men applied
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who was responsible.”All right !” bellowed her Mother, “you march yourself to your room, and don’t come out until you can give us a definite answer.”Later that nite her voice rang down the stairs. “Hey Mom, I
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident. It’s a dog eat dog world… and I’m wearing milkbone underwear!!! I break for hallucinations My Lawyer Can Beat Your Lawyer Blondes Are Not Dumb (the bumper sticker was upside-down) DADDY FARTED AND WE CAN’T GET