Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!
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You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area…The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open.* Women’s rest room, Murphy’s, Champaign, Ill.If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can’t take a dump here
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill.The “dancer” came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and putit on his butt cheek.Not to be outdone, another friend
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor.”His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate.1.His Doctor2.His Priest3.His Lawyer”Well, today I found out I don’t have long to live. So I
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I have the body of a god……..Buddha.This would be really funny if it weren’t happening to me.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.The face is familiar but i can’t quite remember my name.Illiterate? Write for help.Honk if
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for a long time now! I can’t think straight! I need help!”. Doctor says to patient, “You know what? I used to have the same problem, and whenever I do get migraines, I go home to my