With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society. According to company spokesman, Peter Riser, the following drugs are under testing now:DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on
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Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic again.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.Feedback: The inevitable result when
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.Nosy Type Peeps over partition to
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.3. Both are threatened by their own kind.4. Both like to chew wood.5. Both mark their territory.6. Both are bad at asking you questions.7. Neither tells you what’s
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said,”You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You could do worse.” “I’ll work so hard you won’t even know I’m there.” “I’ll need all my paid vacation time up front so I’ll be rested when I start.” “You can’t turn me down because I
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel Sprouts!