On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and theAmerican way of life.PLAYER: What is the KGB?TREBEK: Be more specific.PLAYER: What is PBS?TREBEK: Right!
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Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat.”What is heat?” Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working oncar.Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for awalk,
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, “Just a minute, I’ll be right back”.At that, Saint Peter took the lawyer away.When Saint Peter came