A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam.” The girl brings outa fig leaf. He says, “Not big enough.”She brings out a bigger one. He says, “Still not big enough.”She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says,
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The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch – Send your secretary out for six “gutbombers”- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, abowl of chilli, a soft drink and
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything with it.””Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” asked the second.”You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – ‘Take
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.They got up there and