This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face. “Doc,” he says, “I’m worried. It’s that dream. I’m having it again.””What dream?” asked the shrink, not really paying attention.”You know,” says the man, “the one where I’m into sadism and bestiality and necrophilia. Should I
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A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my pee’s coming out in four streams.”He says, “Get up on the table and I’ll see what I can do.”She gets up on the table, and as he’s examining her, he starts to giggle.She says, “It’s not
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: It started with a bump on my ass.
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, “Doctor, I’m so depressed and lonely.I don’t have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me.Can you help me accept my ugliness?””I’m sure I can,” the psychiatrist replied.
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his ass.
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, “I think I need my eyeschecked.”She says, “You’re not kidding. This is the Ladies Room.”
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the medication thedoctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life?She was told that it was.There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is.