Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.
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One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house. Over Cappuccino and Viennese pastries, she suddenly burst out crying.Her friend begged her to share what was wrong.”Oh, it’s just terrible,” she wailed. “Today the doctor
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis.”The patient wants to know if there’s a cure, to which the Doctor responds,”We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing butpancackes.””Why only pancackes?”, asks
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day afterday. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to,so he put his ear up to the wall
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls and I can’t do anything to stop ’em itching”.The Doc says, “I can see the problem and I’ll fix it for ya”So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?””Easy,” said the doctor. “Just take
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were noill effects, so he forgot about it.Once he was in the doctor’s office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the